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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #40 on: Apr 17, 08, 04:32:11 pm CDT »

Allow me to repeat myself:


Nice way to respond to the challenges, douche.  Although I'm not surprised.

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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #41 on: Apr 17, 08, 04:36:24 pm CDT »

Holy fuck kenny.  A PMS crack?  Are you fucking serious?!? 

You actually think we'd be insulted by something as lame as that from an assbag such as yourself?!?

I think that's the funniest thing I have heard all day.



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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #42 on: Apr 17, 08, 04:38:36 pm CDT »

Um dickweed, it's Midol with an "I" and it treats PMS symptoms not hot flashes (maybe THEM will stop the hot flashes - geesh dude can you get above your 2nd grade edumacation level if you're going to post among intelligent people - especially if you're trying to beat us down - we can't possibly take you seriously) - but then again you probably haven't been near a woman who actually rags in years...and neither the wenches nor the rogues here are crying.  

I am not constrained by any rules of arms but I swear by the Morrigan herself that if I ever met you in person one of us would not walk away...

And you, pussy, have yet to answer the knightly honorable challenges that have been offered you (since you're SOOOOO into chivalry).  You have offended the wife of one of these men and the friends of another - where is your honor then...?
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #43 on: Apr 17, 08, 04:45:04 pm CDT »

*snarl*

fuck the poison.
fuck the challenges.
fuck the duels.

I'm driving my 6'1 Texan ass to West-by-fuckin'-god-Virginia and the old man and I are gonna have a come to jesus meeting that ends with my fingers wrapped around his ignorant throat until he's just barely conscious and his body painted with honey staked over a fire ant hill.

I will find ways for you to die slowly you ignorant wretch.  You think I'm playing? The heels are off, the earrings are off and the rings are off.

Grab yourself by your jockstrap and Come. Get. Some.
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #44 on: Apr 17, 08, 04:48:24 pm CDT »

6'1 Texan ass

Must Climb Mount Sarah Free hand  ;)
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #45 on: Apr 17, 08, 04:50:28 pm CDT »

*snarl*

fuck the poison.
fuck the challenges.
fuck the duels.

I'm driving my 6'1 Texan ass to West-by-fuckin'-god-Virginia and the old man and I are gonna have a come to jesus meeting that ends with my fingers wrapped around his ignorant throat until he's just barely conscious and his body painted with honey staked over a fire ant hill.

I will find ways for you to die slowly you ignorant wretch.  You think I'm playing? The heels are off, the earrings are off and the rings are off.

Grab yourself by your jockstrap and Come. Get. Some.

Great Goddam you're hawt when you're righteous..... *drool*
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #46 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:03:15 pm CDT »

*snarl*

fuck the poison.
fuck the challenges.
fuck the duels.

I'm driving my 6'1 Texan ass to West-by-fuckin'-god-Virginia and the old man and I are gonna have a come to jesus meeting that ends with my fingers wrapped around his ignorant throat until he's just barely conscious and his body painted with honey staked over a fire ant hill.

I will find ways for you to die slowly you ignorant wretch.  You think I'm playing? The heels are off, the earrings are off and the rings are off.

Grab yourself by your jockstrap and Come. Get. Some.

**swoons over** I love love love love love love love you.....can we just feed the leftovers to the pretty black ravens?  'specially the eye balls, dayz luv de eybalz

oh and I'm kinda squaring up the measurements - um yeah I'd be staring right at the girls.....so when ya coming back to PARF?  Sorry back to pissed off commander beatings....
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #47 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:04:34 pm CDT »

Must Climb Mount Sarah Free hand  ;)

LOL don't use any chalk, it's hard to get out of velvet.
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #48 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:07:21 pm CDT »

Great Goddam you're hawt when you're righteous..... *drool*

**swoons over** I love love love love love love love you.....can we just feed the leftovers to the pretty black ravens?  'specially the eye balls, dayz luv de eybalz

oh and I'm kinda squaring up the measurements - um yeah I'd be staring right at the girls.....so when ya coming back to PARF?  Sorry back to pissed off commander beatings....

Thanks Ladies.

Raven, you and Ana both are just about nipple level for me and Phee... I don't know when I'm getting to PARF.  It's been on my list of places to hit for a while now.  If for nothing else, to treat Ys to a bottle of Mead, to give m'sister Phee a great big huge Fangorn Hug and to have you nibble my sugared lips. LOL  I'll make it eventually.
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #49 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:36:16 pm CDT »

OMG     a texas chick coming to my town (huntington, west virginia)? LMMFAO
yea right. i'll believe it if i ever see it.   man have i hear all about them texas girls. LOL

kenny

PS: you'll notice she is coming with her man. excues me while i fall out of my chair and hit the floor laughing.
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #50 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:40:17 pm CDT »

OMG     a texas chick coming to my town (huntington, west virginia)? LMMFAO
yea right. i'll believe it if i ever see it.   man have i hear all about them texas girls. LOL

kenny

PS: you'll notice she is coming with her man. excues me while i fall out of my chair and hit the floor laughing.

Was any of that English?  ???
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #51 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:45:28 pm CDT »

yes it was. you can read, right? :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #52 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:46:04 pm CDT »

*breaks out asshat-ese dictionary*  I think he was saying he's really scared but won't admit it, and is too chickenshit to duel.

You wanna keep digging yourself deeper there sparky?  I'm not that far from W Virginia, and it wouldn't be hard to find you, just gotta find where the stench of bullshit is strongest.
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #53 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:47:08 pm CDT »

OMG     a texas chick coming to my town (huntington, west virginia)? LMMFAO
yea right. i'll believe it if i ever see it.   man have i hear all about them texas girls. LOL

kenny

PS: you'll notice she is coming with her man. excues me while i fall out of my chair and hit the floor laughing.

Yes, she can read.  Apparently that WV education didn't endow you with the same ability.  WHICH part of my post said I was coming down with a man?  And just for the record - WHAT is it you think you've heard about 'them texas girls'?
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #54 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:47:22 pm CDT »

Wow, it took you *that* long to type that garbled crap of a post?  You were 'posting a reply to...' at 4:41, and that garbage showed up at 5:36...

and it STILL looked like a Kindergartener wrote it?

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.  That's talent right there. 
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #55 on: Apr 17, 08, 05:48:00 pm CDT »

OMG     a texas chick coming to my town (huntington, west virginia)? LMMFAO
yea right. i'll believe it if i ever see it.   man have i hear all about them texas girls. LOL

kenny

PS: you'll notice she is coming with her man. excues me while i fall out of my chair and hit the floor laughing.


Hey clueless if you're referring to her reference to "the old man" she meant you!  Do you enjoy proving how fucking stupid you are?  

And Phee it's not English is dip shiteese...
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #56 on: Apr 17, 08, 06:07:18 pm CDT »

I don't mind at all as long as we keep it to the rules of the list. I'm not gonna get my auth card pulled for this... guy

Also Artos, I would love to face off and get a few pointers a nice freindly fight to say... judge my skills? If you need references PM me and I'll list a few Ogres and dons and cadets that know me

We must keep to the rules of the list, I'm not about to risk that for you either.  And a friendly face off sounds good.  I'm limited to fencing of course, never got into heavy combat, but if that works then I'm all for it.  I'm a bit rusty and would love the refresher.
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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #57 on: Apr 17, 08, 06:25:44 pm CDT »

oh so she aint coming? i knew it. all talk and no action.
and i'm a newbie at fencing as well. i don't even have my tunic and face mask yet. aint gonna have that till next month. but we have fighter practice twice a week. should be at the park next week. but for the texas chick, what ever she want's to do will be at my place. that's if she shows up. which she will never do. and i dare girls this was do see if they are woman enough to back up their words with action. they never do. but i am a man, and she is just a girl, and they don't call girls the weaker sex for nothing.  LMMFAO
and as for what i've heard about them texas girls? i'm not sure i can print everything here. but i did hear about the way texas girls "ride a horse" 

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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #58 on: Apr 17, 08, 06:35:16 pm CDT »

and i dare girls this was do see if they are woman enough

What the fuck does that mean, fagface?

I hope you get an icepick right in the fucking eye. Like in the next 10 minutes.

Go fuck yourself, bitch.

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Re: the seven knightly virtues:
« Reply #59 on: Apr 17, 08, 06:36:13 pm CDT »

i knew it. all talk and no action.
 but for the texas chick, what ever she want's to do will be at my place. that's if she shows up. which she will never do. and i dare girls this was do see if they are woman enough to back up their words with action. they never do. but i am a man, and she is just a girl, and they don't call girls the weaker sex for nothing.
 

And you still have yet to answer the challenges put to you by two MEN on here.  So, therefore, by your own logic, you must be 'just a girl', right?  All talk and no action?

Also... remember this post you made?
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in fact i love and adore women. always have. and it's because of the fact that i love and respect women that i will not beat on women for fun. i will not fight females, and that includes sparing with females in martial arts class. i've had this stand since i was 17.
masogynistic? not even close my dear, not even close.

Love and respect?  By insulting her, that's showing your 'respect'?  You say yourself that you won't fight women, and then above you say you 'dare girls to see if they are woman enough'.  So you aren't a man of YOUR word.  You would issue a challenge, then refuse to consummate it? 

Oops, sorry Kenny, I forgot your 4th grade reading level.  Here I'll help you - consummate means "To complete"

Go. Away.  You're not even making sense to yourself now.  Go lie down before you hurt yourself.
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