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Can you guess w/o Google ??
« on: May 06, 08, 11:36:51 am CDT »

Swings by his thigh / a thing most magical!
Below the belt / beneath the folds
Of his clothes it hangs / a hole in its front end,
stiff-set and stout / it swivels about.
Levelling the head / of this hanging tool,
its wielder hoists his hem / above his knee;
it is his will to fill / a well-known hole
that it fits fully / when at full length
He's oft filled it before. / Now he fills it again.


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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 08, 11:46:05 am CDT »

A key - but I knew that one from my childhood.
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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 08, 12:11:20 pm CDT »

Damn! Too easy for you Phee! But it was an old renaissance one and I thought the suggestive nature of it fit the theme of this board. Oh, well. I'll try harder  ;)
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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 08, 12:16:21 pm CDT »

Are we not supposed to see yellow text?
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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 08, 12:18:36 pm CDT »

Are we not supposed to see yellow text?

Well, I tried.  Since I was the first guesser... didn't want to ruin the fun immediately.  I can't see it, but I guess it depends on what color you have your background set to.  What would your suggestion be, Pathos?
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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 08, 06:47:56 pm CDT »

Thanks Phee...  I didn't want to look on Google...  but I almost checked Yahoo...   :D

Pathos...some people may not know how to see the yellow text clearly.   Phee, I think it was a pretty good try to answer it without being obvious.  White would have been better...then only the real geeks would have figured it out.   8) 

Well Yellow or Beige maybe???  White isn't an option...

Okay white isn't an option...but beige is...can you see that in the line above???

Oh great...stealth comments...that could be scary!!!

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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 08, 11:24:30 pm CDT »

Just barely, but highlighting it displays the secret message  :o
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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 08, 10:31:51 am CDT »

A rogue was to be sentenced, and the magistrate told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the rogue made his statement, the magistrate decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 08, 12:14:21 pm CDT »

I am innocent
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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 08, 01:25:18 pm CDT »

Prolly, but that' ain't the answer  :D

If no one gets it today, I'll post the answer tomorrow.
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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 08, 01:03:12 pm CDT »

A rogue was to be sentenced, and the magistrate told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the rogue made his statement, the magistrate decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

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Re: Can you guess w/o Google ??
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 08, 04:18:26 pm CDT »

LOL

  ... hey, *looks surprized* me too!

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
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