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Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« on: Feb 11, 09, 03:09:03 pm CST »

Ok, so just for shits and giggles, I joined one of these sites. Oh. My. GAWD!!!!!! Could these assholes be any creepier???

I mean really, why is it that just because I sign up, you think I'm gonna give you web-head?!?!?!?

Oh, and, the most popular photos for profiles are the ones with some girl with her man's junk in her mouth.... ugh...

Can someone please explain this to me? WHY GOD, WHY???

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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #1 on: Feb 11, 09, 03:14:31 pm CST »

Um...it's a sex site. I'd say that's why.

It's not a dating site. It's specifically for people looking to fuck.

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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #2 on: Feb 11, 09, 03:20:34 pm CST »

Interesting you chose to join that site, btw.

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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #3 on: Feb 11, 09, 03:58:28 pm CST »

Well damn- I guess I've been under a rock for too long. I mean, back in my day, people would at least say hello before propositioning sex.

And I didn't think it was a "sex" site. I thoughts it was a swinger site...

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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #4 on: Feb 11, 09, 04:00:53 pm CST »

And I didn't think it was a "sex" site. I thoughts it was a swinger site...

Those two things tend to go hand in hand.

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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #5 on: Feb 11, 09, 04:56:51 pm CST »

Those two things tend to go hand in hand.

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And other body parts in hand, mouth, etc....

Blue, were you looking for people that sat on wooden boards tied to chains that partially rotated and counter rotated on a circumference of a chain's radius, propelled by leg swinging and gravity? Or couples having sex with other couples and such ... of course, if you do it right, both definitions work out to the same result.  :D
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #6 on: Feb 11, 09, 05:45:27 pm CST »

Blue, were you looking for people that sat on wooden boards tied to chains that partially rotated and counter rotated on a circumference of a chain's radius, propelled by leg swinging and gravity? Or couples having sex with other couples and such ... of course, if you do it right, both definitions work out to the same result.  :D

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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #7 on: Feb 11, 09, 06:55:40 pm CST »

Yup. That's why I don't go to that site anymore. El guapo tacky.   >:(
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #8 on: Feb 11, 09, 07:33:26 pm CST »

Alas the demise of simple courtesy.  Whatever happened to a simple "Hi, nice boots..."?
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #9 on: Feb 12, 09, 08:43:40 am CST »

Alas the demise of simple courtesy.  Whatever happened to a simple "Hi, nice boots..."?

The 1960's.
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #10 on: Feb 12, 09, 09:59:51 am CST »

are you saying thats when courtesy went into a decline, or when boots were no longer nice?
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #11 on: Feb 12, 09, 10:23:42 am CST »

far too much for gardo to get into trouble with.... but there is www.ashleymadison.com
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #12 on: Feb 12, 09, 10:33:29 am CST »

are you saying thats when courtesy went into a decline, or when boots were no longer nice?

The right boots are always a very welcome accessory.
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #13 on: Feb 12, 09, 10:58:36 am CST »

The right boots are always a very welcome accessory.

Esp if they are boots up  ;)
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #14 on: Feb 13, 09, 05:30:58 am CST »

Or   Boots wit the fur
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #15 on: Feb 13, 09, 05:58:17 am CST »

boots...bewbs...I am getting completely confused...and a little turned on....

how about these....they are on my wish list...


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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #16 on: Feb 13, 09, 06:22:52 am CST »

Esp if they are boots up  ;)

Exactly. 

I think Vel once called them 'Love me for my mind' boots.    ;)
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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #17 on: Feb 13, 09, 09:43:18 am CST »

Of course boots planted firmly on floor and skirt up is good too...


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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #18 on: Feb 13, 09, 10:08:15 am CST »

Of course boots planted firmly on floor and skirt up is good too...


just sayin'

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Re: Adult Friend Finder- OMGWTFBBQ
« Reply #19 on: Feb 13, 09, 02:13:09 pm CST »

I believe he was referring to an old pickup line, "Nice boots. Wanna fuck?"
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