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MOVE OVER!!
« on: Mar 24, 10, 07:18:31 am CDT »

Fuck yea! Stupid people annoyingly going too slow in the left lane?

http://www.politicsandcars.com/blog/1043692_healthcare-schmealthcare-speed-up
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Georgia seems to have the answer: Punishing people for driving too slowly in the fast lane.

Georgia House Bill 1047, which proposes levying a fine of up to $75 on people holding traffic up by driving below the speed limit in the far left lane, gained bipartisan support on Monday. For in this time of rancorous strife and bitter animosity, Georgia reminds us that there really is change that we can all believe in. Or at least change that all of us who happen to be late for work can believe in.
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 24, 10, 09:05:40 am CDT »



I vote for you to be able to have a use front-mounted rocket launchers.    :D
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 24, 10, 10:36:40 am CDT »

AMEN!!! 
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 24, 10, 11:24:15 am CDT »

Yeah but it's only good if they're going slower than the Speed Limit.  Not if they're going, say, 66 in a 65-zone, and keeping pace with the car next to them so no one can get the fuck around.

Gawds I loathe that.  Get the fuck over, you're not my Mommy, trying to make sure that I don't speed. 
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 26, 10, 04:12:45 pm CDT »

Yeah but it's only good if they're going slower than the Speed Limit.  Not if they're going, say, 66 in a 65-zone, and keeping pace with the car next to them so no one can get the fuck around.

Gawds I loathe that.  Get the fuck over, you're not my Mommy, trying to make sure that I don't speed. 

Rockets would still work  ;)
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #5 on: Mar 26, 10, 08:49:18 pm CDT »

Some old fart jack hole tried to teach my wife "how to drive like a civilized person" by going 28 in a 45 and making sure she couldn't pass.  Being ever the quick thinker my wife said to her best friend in the passenger seat "when we get next to them at the light lean back, hold your belly and act like you're in agony."  They pulled up to the light and her friend did as asked.  The moron in the car next to them rolls down his window to give them what for but she beat him to it and yelled "you fucking asshole!  My friend is in labor and we're trying to get to the hospital!  Her water just broke all over my passenger seat!" 

The light changed while that fucktard's jaw was still agape she floored it out of there.

BTW - they were heading to the bar to drink.
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 26, 10, 10:28:17 pm CDT »

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« Reply #7 on: Mar 29, 10, 09:22:22 am CDT »

BTW - they were heading to the bar to drink.

Icing on the cake!  ;)
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #8 on: Mar 29, 10, 05:49:26 pm CDT »

6th...I think I love your wife.... :)
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #9 on: Mar 30, 10, 12:32:40 pm CDT »

6th. your wife is a gem, dude!
good on her!
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #10 on: Mar 30, 10, 12:34:35 pm CDT »

That's one story out of many that she's lived.  :) 
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #11 on: Apr 09, 10, 12:07:54 pm CDT »

It has always been a "Rule of the road" to move over when a faster car comes up on you, but it is a traffic law in NJ "Keep right, except to pass". You can get a ticket for not doing that and there are signs all over the place that state that as well. At least here in NJ and in NY too. I have seen cops pull people over for not staying right.

I watched one cop give a guy a chance to get over. He came up on several cars and tailgated them till they moved over. He finally came up on a guy and tail gated him for a good distance. When the guy didn't move over, he pulled him over.

If Georgia is just getting around to passing a law about that, they are a little late and it's about time. I hate when people behave as if they own the road and the laws don't apply to them.
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Re: MOVE OVER!!
« Reply #12 on: Apr 09, 10, 12:11:44 pm CDT »

PA has that too.  "Drive Right, Pass Left, It's The Law!" signs are all over the turnpike 

But you still get some jackoff who thinks it doesn't apply to HIM.  I love when I see karma in action.
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