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Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« on: Mar 30, 10, 08:33:01 pm CDT »

Drunken Pennsylvanian man arrested for trying to revive a dead opossum

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Punxsutawney, Mar 30 (THAINDIAN NEWS) A drunken man who tried to revive a dead opossum on the highway, has been arrested. The police said that they have charged the Pennsylvanian man Donald Wolfe with public drunkenness.

The state police trooper Jamie Levier said that there were many witnesses who saw that Donald Wolfe was trying to revive the dead opossum by giving it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The 55 years old man Donald belongs to Brookville, and he attempted his best to bring the dead animal to life on Route 36 in Oliver Township which is located about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburg.

One witness to this bizarre incident said that it looked as if Donald was trying to conduct an s?ance. The state police trooper Jamie Levier said that the animal had already been dead for quite a while, and the drunk Donald was trying in vain to resuscitate it.

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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #1 on: Mar 31, 10, 08:16:11 am CDT »

I can happily say I never remember being that drunk. 
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #2 on: Mar 31, 10, 08:23:29 am CDT »

Honey, if you were that drunk there is a pretty good chance you wouldn't remember it.

The only way you'd hear about it is from a group of your buddies, laughing their asses off.  "Bwahahahaha!  And THEN you tried to give it mouth to mouth!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #3 on: Mar 31, 10, 08:30:27 am CDT »

I wonder how many such buddies this poor schlep has.  :)
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #4 on: Mar 31, 10, 09:31:33 am CDT »

I wonder how many such buddies this poor schlep has.  :)

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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #5 on: Mar 31, 10, 09:34:56 am CDT »

(headbutts desk in fits of laughter)
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #6 on: Apr 01, 10, 02:40:03 pm CDT »

Definitely been that drunk, but never had old roadkill for a toy of inebriation.  I figure the idiot thought he was saving Punxsutawney Phil, or it was Bill Murray going through yet another day.
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #7 on: Apr 04, 10, 09:27:28 pm CDT »

Too bad no one took pictures to "help" him remember.

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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #8 on: Apr 04, 10, 09:36:55 pm CDT »

I've watched a drunk guy put the moves on a cardboard cut out of Cathy Ireland for 2 hours in a bar one night. 
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #9 on: Apr 05, 10, 06:20:40 pm CDT »

I've watched a drunk guy put the moves on a cardboard cut out of Cathy Ireland for 2 hours in a bar one night. 

At least it wasn't a card board cutout of Arnold Schwartzenegger....of course Kathy Ireland IS taller than the governator....
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #10 on: Apr 05, 10, 06:42:04 pm CDT »

At least it wasn't a card board cutout of Arnold Schwartzenegger....of course Kathy Ireland IS taller than the governator....

Shit hon, I am taller than the governator!
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #11 on: Apr 05, 10, 07:03:25 pm CDT »

Shit hon, I am taller than the governator!

...but not taller than Phee.  ;)
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #12 on: Apr 05, 10, 08:14:47 pm CDT »

*snort*

Hell no!

One of these days I want a photo of me standing in between Phee and Sarah.  If you focused on a head and should shot of them you may be able to see the top of my head.   :laugh:
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #13 on: Apr 05, 10, 09:28:25 pm CDT »

LOLZ!
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #14 on: Apr 08, 10, 05:27:58 pm CDT »

One of these days I want a photo of me standing in between Phee and Sarah.  If you focused on a head and should shot of them you may be able to see the top of my head.   :laugh:

Just sounds like your head would be a "convenient" location.   ;)
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #15 on: Apr 08, 10, 08:13:40 pm CDT »

Dude.  I'm not in to other chicks tits.

I like my own and the power they have over men.
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #16 on: Apr 08, 10, 08:28:45 pm CDT »

I can resist their power, bring them close to me and i will prove it!
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #17 on: Apr 08, 10, 11:39:53 pm CDT »

I heard "Sarah", "Phee" and "tits"...

What'd I miss?
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #18 on: Apr 09, 10, 07:42:40 am CDT »

I heard "Sarah", "Phee" and "tits"...

What'd I miss?

Ditto!  Present and accounted for!   :D
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Re: Well Damn, Orbitz gum aint gonna get that cleaned
« Reply #19 on: Apr 09, 10, 11:16:01 am CDT »

LOLZ!
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