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Have you ever wondered ....
« on: Apr 01, 10, 04:50:50 pm CDT »

Post short jokes with a wonky philosophical or point of view ...

For example:

Do camels ever look at their feet and say ...

OMG! I have pussy toe!!!  :o






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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #1 on: Apr 06, 10, 03:08:23 pm CDT »

REALLY!?!

First... that's moronic.

Second... Camels call it a "moose knuckle"...

Geez... Fucking grow up...
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #2 on: Apr 07, 10, 08:03:36 am CDT »

Meanwhile...back on the farm...
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #3 on: Apr 07, 10, 10:15:36 am CDT »

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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #4 on: Apr 07, 10, 12:28:22 pm CDT »

REALLY!?!

Geez... Fucking grow up...

I love you even more right now.

And Mags...?  That's just wrong!   :o
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #5 on: Apr 07, 10, 02:47:55 pm CDT »

It's more than wrong... it defies description.

Dragon... dude... yer tryin' too hard.
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #6 on: Apr 07, 10, 03:25:22 pm CDT »

It's wrong and it defies description......but it's FUNNY!   :laugh:
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #7 on: Apr 08, 10, 08:39:16 am CDT »

I chuckled  :D
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #8 on: Apr 09, 10, 08:54:57 am CDT »

I find humor in it, but it's hard to find humor when there's vomit rising in your throat... I enjoy the tiny person next to her, it gives an interesting reference point.
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #9 on: Apr 09, 10, 11:16:46 am CDT »

Would a milk farm run by Goths be considered a Drama Dairy?
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #10 on: Apr 09, 10, 11:22:46 am CDT »

Ba dum BUM  ::)
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #11 on: Apr 09, 10, 11:25:50 am CDT »

Are porn movies closed captioned for the hearing impared?

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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #12 on: Apr 09, 10, 11:28:49 am CDT »

Are porn movies closed captioned for the hearing impared?



Holy fuck - talk about an easy job!

"Oh yeah... give it to me... yeah... oh... harder... ohyeah"

Lather, rinse, repeat
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #13 on: Apr 09, 10, 01:42:20 pm CDT »

Are porn movies closed captioned for the hearing impared?



/nerd
I'm sure this is more than you ever wanted to know about captioning...

But did you know that SDH (versus subtitles) includes sound effects?  Yup, SDH takes captioning a step further.  If there's music playing, you see "music playing" or music notes on the screen.  If something squishes or makes sucking noises, it'll say " (name) squishing in mud" or somehting like that.  All depends on how... in-depth... the translation is.
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #14 on: Apr 09, 10, 01:48:50 pm CDT »

I've seen those, and I lurve trivia ... neat!  So what does SDH stand for anyway?
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #15 on: Apr 09, 10, 01:50:41 pm CDT »

Subtitled for the
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #16 on: Apr 09, 10, 01:51:45 pm CDT »

*facepalm*

Duh.  Sowwy, my brain is on vacation today.
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #17 on: Apr 09, 10, 01:56:13 pm CDT »

How do blind people know when they're done wiping their butt after a number two?
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #18 on: Apr 09, 10, 01:58:00 pm CDT »

*facepalm*

Duh.  Sowwy, my brain is on vacation today.

Yeah, but yer still cute.
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Re: Have you ever wondered ....
« Reply #19 on: Apr 09, 10, 02:06:01 pm CDT »

 :D

And my brain goes to the claymation Rudolph holiday special.

I'm Cude, I'm cude!  She said I'm CUUUUUDE!!!!!

I need a nap.  Or a drink.  Or both.
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