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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #20 on: Apr 22, 10, 09:44:11 am CDT »

Which badger are you going to poke today Ron?
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #21 on: Apr 22, 10, 09:49:54 am CDT »

It may be all of them, it may be some of them, it may be that I've hired ninja to do it for me when I'm someplace else.  You won't know until after the poking is complete!
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #22 on: Apr 22, 10, 09:57:39 am CDT »

First the poking.  And then the oral sex!!

Wait.  Wrong kind of poking.

I hope you packed your special badger poking stick today or the extra cash to hire the ninjas.  However, I'd recommend doing it yourself.  Nothing brings more satisfaction than gazing upon chaos that you, yourself have created.
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #23 on: Apr 22, 10, 10:01:27 am CDT »

Hell, I call that a slow Tuesday.
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #24 on: Apr 22, 10, 10:03:05 am CDT »

I actually LIKE the Starbucks coffee, but don't drink it too much because I've severely reduced my caffeine intake.  I'm a HUGE fan of their green tea lattes, however.  

For strange names, you should see some of the titles for Ravens Brew coffee out of Ketchikan, AK:  Dharma Beans, Three Peckered Billy Goat Blend, Deadman's Reach, etc.  www.ravensbrew.com
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #25 on: Apr 22, 10, 10:06:48 am CDT »

One class down, 3 more to go. Then... The Drunkening...
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #26 on: Apr 22, 10, 10:23:30 am CDT »

I wouldnt mind being"trapped" in castle anthrax
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #27 on: Apr 22, 10, 10:23:49 am CDT »

"The Drunkening"


BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  I'm using that!
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #28 on: Apr 22, 10, 10:26:54 am CDT »

I got a compliment today:

"You know Sue - one day I am going to run into a woman who resembles you and who acts like you.  I am going to be nice to her and get her phone number.  Then I am going to fuck the living shit outta her.  Hope her name is Sue too.  If not I will just have to groan a lot."
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #29 on: Apr 22, 10, 10:29:19 am CDT »

Well holy hot damn, Mags - way to go!  By proxy...
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #30 on: Apr 22, 10, 10:53:38 am CDT »

LOLZ!  It's always nice to get a good compliment right where it means something.
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #31 on: Apr 22, 10, 12:00:13 pm CDT »

The Drunkening...
+1  I don't know -- or care -- if you stole or coined it, but that could become classic.  ;)

Do you think we could get movie rights for it? A show Blue66669, one of a number of loveable immortals who must become drunk daily and have wild times ....  There can only be FUN!!!

I wouldnt mind being "trapped" in castle anthrax
oh, goody, we're back to pokin' and oral sex ...
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #32 on: Apr 22, 10, 06:23:02 pm CDT »

No Starbucks for a hundred miles up here.  Everyone still hits up the Holiday gas station for their java.  Alot of poken going on though.  Not so much oral sex....dammit I so live in the wrong area.  Bager's up here are downright mean so no poking there.  At least there are no fellowships of the gerbil up here. Lots and lots of the drunkening since everyone is unemployed.  We are literally drinking the goverments money away!!
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #33 on: Apr 24, 10, 11:16:54 am CDT »

"The Drunkening" Good one Blue! Nice title if we ever make an IBRSC movie. And Happy belated B-day! Some of the best coffee I ever had is Kona coffee from Hawaii. Damn expensive stuff, but rich, smooth and very low acidity, especially if you get the 100% Kona bean and not a blend with others added. I am a fan of Starbucks, especially the lattes and Frappacinos. Thier Sumatra bold dark roast whole bean coffee is really good too. It's what I drink at home most of the time, though I am more of a hot tea drinker in the mornings, easier on the stomach and less expensive too. My favorite tea is Twinings Irish Breakfast Tea.
Hmmm, this thread has so many viable topics to comment on...
Poking and oral sex. Not getting nearly enough of either lately, sad to say. The Wife is going in for back surgery #2 in two weeks.
Ruptured discs do not make for a fun time in the bedroom. Or any other room for that matter.
Poking badgers: Never tried it, but I'd suggest a really long pointy stick, and full body armour.
Castle Anthrax: "A spanking a spanking, theres going to be a spanking!' Ah good times...
Overpaying to get exact coinage change back: I do this all the time to get quarters instead of smaller coins. Drives the teen and twenty-somethings cashiers nuts.
The dumbing down of the general population: I am witness to this everyday it seems. I really believe popular media & entertainment have ruined the intellect and attention span of contemporary society.
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #34 on: Apr 24, 10, 01:37:21 pm CDT »

i blame lawyers and litifation, warning labels protect stupid people who would otherwise be removed from the gene pool
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #35 on: Apr 25, 10, 02:01:49 am CDT »

Last year at TRF I was fired from my job. It happened to be Highland Fling weekend, so I called it Highland Fling: The Drunkening. Oh man... I was fucked up that weekend...

And yes... poke poke, snog snog, slurp slurp.
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #36 on: Apr 25, 10, 09:29:34 am CDT »

Why is it Sunday already?  Where's this weekend going in such a hurry?
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #37 on: Apr 25, 10, 11:59:44 am CDT »

you got it 6th...weekend going far too fast...

but...gonna go for a ride on the new bike...picked it up yesterday!!

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oh an coffee?   :P  yuck all the way around
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #38 on: Apr 28, 10, 01:30:15 pm CDT »

I got a compliment today:

"You know Sue - one day I am going to run into a woman who resembles you and who acts like you.  I am going to be nice to her and get her phone number.  Then I am going to fuck the living shit outta her.  Hope her name is Sue too.  If not I will just have to groan a lot."

i told you that in confidence ;)
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Re: Random thoughts of randomness
« Reply #39 on: Apr 29, 10, 08:23:40 am CDT »

I fucking hate quitting smoking... this is ridiculous.
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