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Spelling gone rogue
« on: Nov 18, 10, 05:39:59 pm CST »

alright.... which one of us is this? c'mon, own up!


Spelling Gone Rogue
Caller: “I have a question about my account.”

Me: “I’d be happy to help! What email address do you use to log in?”

Caller: “It’s [email protected][email host].com”

Me: “Sorry sir, I can’t seem to find that email in the system. To
confirm, let me spell out the full address: [email protected][email

Caller: “No it’s *****r-o-u-g-e!”

Me: “Oh, rouge like the makeup. The word “rogue” is spelled r-o-g-u-e.”

Caller: “That’s not how rogue is spelled! I can’t believe how stupid
your customer service is!”

Me: “If you want to be sure, you can check a dictionary for the
correct spelling.”

Caller: “Fine, I will! I’m going to search dictionary.com[/email][/email]
right now!”

(A minute passes as he searches.)

Caller: “F***! I’ve been using this email for years! I can’t believe
my guild members never pointed this out to me!” *hangs up*
« Last Edit: Nov 18, 10, 05:41:41 pm CST by Madmage »


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Re: Spelling gone rogue
« Reply #1 on: Nov 19, 10, 07:49:28 am CST »

~laughs~  Now that is just awesome!
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Re: Spelling gone rogue
« Reply #2 on: Nov 19, 10, 08:36:14 am CST »

I'm guessing it was Fisty.  ;)
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