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guts and balls
« on: Oct 05, 11, 12:16:47 am CDT »

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
 heard of
 people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the
 difference between them?
 
 In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
 
 GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
 met by
 your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
 cleaning,
 or are you flying somewhere?'
 
 BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
 smelling of
 perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
 butt and
 having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
 
 I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
btw both are possiblt fatal
 
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Re: guts and balls
« Reply #1 on: Oct 05, 11, 08:50:00 am CDT »

"possiblt?"

I think both are "definit" fatal.
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