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Magnus

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Friends, has this ever happened to you?
« on: Dec 23, 01, 11:00:57 am CST »

A man from England, found the perfect spot for a little
                        private sex with his girlfriend: the trunk of his BMW.
                        They spread a blanket in the trunk, climbed inside and
                        started making love. Things got a little too
                        enthusiastic…..because the trunk slammed shut. The
                        nude couple was trapped inside. Luckily the man had his
                        cell phone with him and managed to call the police. The
                        police thought it was a prank and hung up on him. He
                        called again and finally they sent a patrol car over.
                        The police opened the trunk, they advised the couple on
                        scouting new locations, for instance the bedroom, hotel
                        room, and some other more common places!
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 23, 01, 11:53:40 am CST »

Never happened here, no trunk in an SUV.  Plenty of room though. ;)
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 23, 01, 10:37:42 pm CST »

Wow...  SUV...  That brings back memories...  OOOPs!!!  did I type that out loud?
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 26, 01, 03:19:56 pm CST »

done it on the roof of a SUV. and the bed of my truck. and the hood of my truck. oh hell you get the idea.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 26, 01, 03:59:11 pm CST »

The ROOF of an SUV?... I can see the HOOD, Fisty, but how'd ya get up on the ROOF?
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 26, 01, 04:08:40 pm CST »

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             The ROOF of an SUV?... I can see the HOOD, Fisty, but how'd ya get up on the ROOF?


We climbed up there...
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 26, 01, 04:20:09 pm CST »

Sorry, I am completely dumbfounded by this. Maybe because the THOUGHT of doing it on the ROOF of an SUV has never occured to me.

Part of me is afraid to know the answer... but the curiosity factor is just too strong. I just have to know!

WHY?
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 26, 01, 05:04:28 pm CST »

My Chevrolet Astro is quite good for that sort of thing.
I got the extended cab for extra room.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 26, 01, 05:39:22 pm CST »

Backseat of a Ford Pinto ( a '74 I think), right off I-94 on a country road in London Station, Wisconsin. Hey - when ya gotta, ya gotta!

:p

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 26, 01, 05:51:44 pm CST »

I have ZERO problems with doing it when ya gotta!

Front seat of a car, back seat of a car, HOOD of a car, bed of a trunk...

But the effort involved with climbing onto the roof of an SUV...

I am just still baffled.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 26, 01, 07:37:02 pm CST »

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             I have ZERO problems with doing it when ya gotta!

Front seat of a car, back seat of a car, HOOD of a car, bed of a trunk...

But the effort involved with climbing onto the roof of an SUV...

I am just still baffled.


........because the redhead I was fucking wanted to try it someplace unusual. So the roof seemed like a good place.
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 30, 01, 03:00:01 pm CST »

:O :O :O :O :O

In the Trunk...hmmmm...Brings back memories.

I used to have a'64 Cadillac with a cushioned and carpet trunk and found a dark spot in North Clearwater Beach...

OOOPS...Sorry thinking out loud


GOD I LOVE OLD CADILLACS...PLENTY OF ROOM;) ;) ;) ;)


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« Reply #12 on: Dec 31, 01, 09:06:00 am CST »

I don't do cars ....just golf courses
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 02, 02, 07:14:14 am CST »

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             Backseat of a Ford Pinto ( a '74 I think), right off I-94 on a country road in London Station, Wisconsin. Hey - when ya gotta, ya gotta!

:p

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I would ahve to agree with you on this one my lady.  Try doing it in a fishbowl(oops) I mean a 76 AMC Pacer. a lot of room, but a lot more exposure in it also<chuckling at the fond memories)

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