Forum Archives => Alehouse Archive: 2002 => Topic started by: Magnus on Jan 06, 02, 03:30:38 pm CST

Title: Yeah, baby!!
Post by: Magnus on Jan 06, 02, 03:30:38 pm CST
A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. Once he is in the bar he
tells all the patrons that are present that for a round of drinks from everyone
in the bar he will insert his penis into the alligator's mouth and remove it
unscathed. All the bar goers accepted the dare and each put up a drink. the man
walks up to the alligator, takes his penis out of his pants and puts into the
alligator's mouth. He then grabs a beer bottle and smashes it over the
alligator's head. The alligator immediately opens his mouth and the man removes
his penis unscathed. The crowd is left in awe. The man then says, 'If
there is anyone here who is willing do the same thing, I will give them $500.'' From the back of the bar a woman stands up and says, ''I'll do it, if you
promise not to smash the beer bottle over my head!''
Title: Yeah, baby!!
Post by: Fisty on Jan 06, 02, 04:06:23 pm CST
last time i herd that one it was alittle gay guy who said will if you wount hit me too hard.