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Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on May 28, 01, 06:43:16 pm CDT
Alex's mind was racing. He wasn't sure that this was the way to go. He had always imagined that his life would be alot of fun. After all, he was the son of the First Knight of the kingdom. It just didn't figure that he should be cooped up in the manor with the instructors. The only real enjoyment that he got during the day was poking fun at poor old Piferwill. And that usually lasted only a few minutes.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Tobin-Ru on May 28, 01, 09:19:44 pm CDT
One night, while Alex lay awake, unable to sleep, he decided to strike out on an adventure.  Not just any adventure, one that would decide his fate.  His place in a world that would deny him what he was.  So, whilst the manor slept peacefully, Alex stole from his home, and into the night.  Armed with only the clothes on his back, and his trusty blade, he set forth to find his lot in life.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on May 28, 01, 11:28:05 pm CDT
But poor Alex forgot two major things...he had no luck at all and he was a clumsy oaf. As soon as he stepped foot out of the manor a freak thunderstorm parted the dark sky, drenching him in moments. Feebly running for the barn he thought to take one of the horses and set out on what was sure to be a "grand adventure filled with heroic deeds." But crossing the courtyard in the wet dark he stumbled on a loose rock and fell face first in the mud. "Crap!" he said, smelling what was under his nose.


NEXT????
Ariel
Wench 494
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: shadow on May 28, 01, 11:40:47 pm CDT
As the thunderstorm quietly broke off alex heard a sound from the barn.  Going to investigate he found three men in black cloaks.  As the light danced hideously across their faces he saw one of them was a man who had tought him history.  Alex feeling no fear at the sight of this kindly old man decided to ask the men what they were up too.  The men upon seeing alex threw a sack over him and took him away.





NEEEEEEEEEEEXT
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on May 28, 01, 11:56:20 pm CDT
They bound him over one horses' rump. "Oh great what have I got myself into?" he thought as they rode along. "Can we stop for something to drink?" he asked.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on May 29, 01, 12:01:10 am CDT
But his captors made no reply except to slap Alex upside the head for asking a stupid question. "Quiet," growled one of the men. Alex had no choice but to obey. They rode for what seemed like hours until finally the old history teacher called a halt. Alex felt hands grip him and roughly drag him down from the horse. The bag was removed and Alex blinked in the harsh light from a lantern.
"Oh No," he heard someone say. "We grabbed the wrong guy."
That was just Alex's luck.

NEXT????
Ariel
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on May 29, 01, 12:43:06 am CDT
"But we'll just have to do what we can with him" said the history teacher, "put him on the boat." And with that, they were off.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on May 29, 01, 11:00:44 am CDT
Alex sat in the boat pondering his situation and listening to his captors talk. He had dozed off for a while but upon waking heard the phrase, "virgin sacrifice." Did they mean him?
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Aramis on May 29, 01, 12:19:35 pm CDT
They must have meant him, since Alex wasn't lucky enough to have found a wench willing to relive him of his virginity yet. But he knew that once he confounded these villanous dogs, that he would finally be a hero, then he'd be fighting the wenches off left and right!
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on May 29, 01, 02:03:38 pm CDT
Alex got really scared. He started to pray to the goddess of luck, B. Speares, for his luck to change for the better. Permanently. Just then a blinding white light enfulfed the boat. It was the goddess herself, come to take care of her faithful. Without a moments hesitation, she stripped the boy and mad passionate love to him. "Thank the holy maker it's not a dream" he thought to himself.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on May 29, 01, 03:30:42 pm CDT
But then Alex wised up. "Of course this is a dream," he thought. "B. Speares is saving herself for godly marriage." So there Alex sat, still a captive, still a virgin, in a boat, about to become a sacrifice made by his old history teacher. Just then Alex had a thought, not a good one, but one none the less. Leaping to his feet Alex dove overboard into the cold river. Kicking furiously he swam to the shore. His captors merely watched him go, it just wasn't worth their effort to stop him.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on May 29, 01, 04:21:26 pm CDT
About 5 meters from the boat Alex remembered that he couldn't swim. SO he called on his old teacher to rescue him. "Only if you know where we can get a virgin for a sacrifice" came the reply.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on May 29, 01, 06:10:54 pm CDT
Alex could only gasp and choke in reply because the water was filling his mouth and nostrils. Luckily for Alex his old teacher took that to mean "yes" and he was hauled back into the boat.
"Tell us were the virgins are," his old teacher demanded.
Nodding Alex said,"Ok, they are..."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: shadow on May 29, 01, 10:26:07 pm CDT
somewhere around here.  There is only one place i know they definately are not.  The castle Hormone. Its king is said to be a rogue of extreme prowess and unending passions.  His  name is Known to none save those he chooses to tell it too but i have heard those around him call him shadow..........

(so i cant be that good of a rogue in real life might as well have some fun with it in the story?......::waits for the rotten fruit to be thrown::)
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Tobin-Ru on May 29, 01, 10:42:02 pm CDT
"There is a rumor", he said, "that the rogue, Shadow, or was that the shadow rogue?  Anyhoo, they say that he is looking for the Virgin Isle, a place forbidden to all except the truly virtuous."  They men in the boat paused, staring at each other.  A few moments pass, then the History teacher, Gilette, says, "Lead us to him or face unimaginable horrors......"  With that, Alex, thanks the Goddess, B. Speares, for saving his hide yet again.......
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on May 30, 01, 12:46:37 pm CDT
Alex just had to be careful he didn't tick his goddess off my continuing to spell her name wrong. If he stayed on her good side maybe she would let him find the virgin isle first. After all, wasn't he virtuous enough to go? But right now Alex had to find the famous rogue. So gathering his remaining courage Alex told his captors to head for the harpy isle, one of the rogue's favorite haunts.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: shadow on Jun 01, 01, 12:05:34 am CDT
the long journey encompassed many miles but alas they found the tavern of the rogue shadow.  As the men barged into the tavern there they saw their man shadow engrossed in a pint and a wench of entising beauty.  The men looked to each other and smiled for surely they had found what they were looking for.  The young lad between them glanced around for his first time in a tavern was something of an awe striken event for the young lad.  As they men took to a table the young lad went to the bar and ordered"whatever tastes good" The tavern keep brought him a mug of some blackish coloured stuff.  And as the lad drunk it down he found he liked it.  Yet the men having lost intrest in the boy were plotting how best to approach the rogue shadow with their question of finding a virgin for their hideous sacraficial rites.  The young lad having finished three or four(he lost count) pints of the dark thick liquid stumbled over to the men and........
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Dmitri on Jun 01, 01, 10:05:34 am CDT
...He lived happily ever after....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Danae on Jun 01, 01, 01:49:27 pm CDT
...was all that he could think of to say.  The men were a bit ticked off, really...you'd think he could have been more useful than that.  His history teacher stood up and was about to throttle the wanker when across the room the rogue Shadow began to laugh.

"What an...amusing lad.  Bring him to me." Shadow said.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 02, 01, 12:17:25 am CDT
"Yes m'lord" he said to Shadow, "What may I do for (hic) you?"..........
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on Jun 05, 01, 09:54:06 am CDT
Shadow looked at Alex like a piece of meat. "Your virtuous aren't you?" he asked.
Alex could only nod as he was trying not to allow his wonderful drink to come back out of his mouth.
"I need you to find something for me," Shadow said. "It can only be found by one such as you, and you will lead me to it."
"Where do you want me to lead you?" Alex asked.
"Here," Shadow said pointing to a place on a map he had unrolled on the table.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Danae on Jun 05, 01, 01:53:46 pm CDT
With a silly hiccup he looked at the point on the map Shadow had pointed to.  "But...therths nothing there..." he whined.  Shadow reached up and thwaped Alex.  "Of COURSE not, you fool!  Nobody has ever found it!  Think about it, are any sailors virtuous?"  Alex tried to think about it, but for some reason his brain was awfully fuzzy.  "Um...no?" he guessed.  Shadow nodded emphatically, and swigged his drink.  "But this is where we think it is.  And YOU are going to lead us there."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: shadow on Jun 05, 01, 02:27:58 pm CDT
(seething in unrest at danaes comment about sailors only because he realizes its true)

OK sure slurred alex
but when i find it for you you gotstas dose me a favors.

Ha son ill do you no favors. Replied shadow.

OK than i wont do it!  alex exclaimed

with that shadow poped him on the head and carried hhim t his waiting ship.  the english teacher and crew in silent tow as they watched the whole happennings.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 05, 01, 02:34:13 pm CDT
They were out to sea about an hour later. Shadow threw some water on the poor lad. He woke up with a start. "What do you want me to do?" he asked.

"You already know" came the reply.

"I want somethings in return for helping you" Alex said.

"Like what?"

"I want to get laid. I also want enough money so I can have my own place. I will of cours allow you and your men use of my lands when you are in the area."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on Jun 06, 01, 05:07:22 pm CDT
Shadow sized up Alex as he thought over the deal. Alex was pretty helpless but Shadow was sure he could pay some poor hapless wench down on her luck to sleep with him. "Deal," Shadow said. "No get your virtuous self up and find me my isle."
Alex bounded happily to his feet and then wretched over the side of the boat. After recovering he made his way on unsteady feet to the sailmaster. "We need to head..."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 07, 01, 12:26:16 am CDT
"We need to head west." Alex said, unsure if this was the right direction.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on Jun 07, 01, 12:30:20 am CDT
Obligingly the sailmaster headed the vessel west. Alex stared at the horizon, hoping for a miracle or a hint of land. He knew if he couldn't find the isle for Shadow he was as good as dead, and if there was one thing Alex didn't want to do, it was die a virgin. Just then Alex saw....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 07, 01, 03:53:42 am CDT
A mermaid. "Look a mermaid!" he exclaimed. Everyone looked where he was pointing and saw.................
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: shadow on Jun 08, 01, 03:07:20 pm CDT
the boom as it switched over and the wind filling the sail as the boat taced to starboard.
WACK!!
As he fell to the ground with a huge bruise and blood on his face shadow went to the boy and told him.
I see your problem son.
Your too innocent to get females.  Now listen innocenc is a great thing.  But the innocence of a six year old is just annoying.  
Shadow picked the boy up brushed him off and patched his wounds.  He talked to the sailors and had them bring him a glass or two of ale and some bread for lunch.  
NOw lad here goes all Im gonna teach you about.......
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Tobin-Ru on Jun 09, 01, 02:12:22 am CDT
*KAROOOOM* Shadow jerks around to the sound of thunder.  "Hey, wait a fish skinnin' minute.", he said, "where did the daylight go?"

At that moment, the sky got dark and the sound of a hundred animals gibbering drew the ever so suspicious Shadow to the side of the ship.  As he peered over, he got the shock of his life.

MERMAIDS!!!!!!!!!!!  Hundreds and hundreds of mermaids.  Never in his life has he seen such a spectacular sight.......

Maybe the Legend is true......
Maybe he IS the one?
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 10, 01, 12:44:20 am CDT
"What legend is that?" inquired Alex. Alex was more than a little perplexed. After all he didn't know about the what the hell was going on. Let alone any prophecy.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Tobin-Ru on Jun 10, 01, 09:38:04 pm CDT
"Shall we tell him?", one of the lackeys said.
"In time my friend, in time...", Shadow relayed to Alex, who was somewhat stupified as to why he was singled out.  'All in good time', he thought to himself.  Just then, something deep within him spoke.  "You are the savior of us all........."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Tobin-Ru on Jun 24, 01, 04:32:00 am CDT
Savior?  Me?  Why me?  What have I done to be a savior?

Shadow watched the mermaids as they guided the ship on a course for who know where.................
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 24, 01, 05:49:28 pm CDT
Just then the lookout hollered "In the water!!!!" Everyone looked over the siderail in time to see a large cylinder and bubbles of air rising from the water. Then without warning there was a loud explosion from below decks where the object slammed into them. It shattered the ship to smithereens. No one was left alive.

Or so everyone thought............
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Mairi on Jun 24, 01, 07:48:41 pm CDT
"This is it. I'm going to drown," was Alex's last thought as the cold water and darkness enveloped him... Suddenly he was gasping and feeling the wind and sea spray hit his face. He also noticed that he was gripping something soft as rather pleasant, he turned and looked into the smiling face of a rather buxom mermaid...
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jun 25, 01, 09:34:29 am CDT
but she was only the wooden figurehead from the ship which had broken off. However wood is wood and climbing on the figures back he started paddling away from the ship. A traveling seagull flew overhead. "Hey, maybe i'm not too far from land," he thought. He started to paddle in the direction that the bird came from. after  traveling several hours he spotted some palm fronds and looked up. there was an island in the distance. as he started to paddle towards it....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 25, 01, 09:41:40 am CDT
A GIGANTIC object came up under him and surfaced. It was big and metallic. Further more it just seemed strange. Suddenly there was a loud sound as though a door of metal had opened. The a voice in a very rough tone said "Pardon moi, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? The Captain is out and he is furious. He has to have some straight away!"
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jun 25, 01, 10:45:57 am CDT
"Sorry I'm all out" Alex cried out. He then continued to paddle towards the island. Some people , he thought, are just not prepared for unexpected guests. Finally eaching the island he saw a beach umbrella and and empty Beach towel. Nearby was an inflated ball of some kind. "have I just missed Tom Hanks?" Alex said but no one answered. Just then he saw far off down the beach a wooden chest of some sort. Approaching it he dead the label which said !Beware...
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 25, 01, 11:43:14 am CDT
He read the label that said "Beware the Sugeon General has determined that cell phone use can cause cancer. To minimize the risk, it suggested that you use the payphone on the other side of the island. If you can't wait, then at least stay out of the sun."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jun 25, 01, 11:57:48 am CDT
Alex opened the box anyways. It was a do-it yourself instant village builder. The instructions read. Build it and they will come. Taking out the bulldozer, Alex flatted the nearby palm trees. In the last one he found a flkattened monkey, Oops!. ...
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 25, 01, 12:05:41 pm CDT
"Oops. Sorry fella. You know I am kinda hungry. I just need to start a fire. I wonder if monkey taste like chicken. I guess I'll find out." And then suddenly..........
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jun 25, 01, 02:05:45 pm CDT
a bunch of bananas fell on his head. Dazed he saw a whole group of monkeys advancing on him. he tried to start up the bulldozer but the gas  level was on Empty, so he.....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 26, 01, 10:15:27 am CDT
So he picked up the bananas and offered them to the monkeys. The monkeys stopped and looked at him. They took the bananas and thanked him. They turned around and started to eat them. Just then Alex pulled out a shotgun from the bulldozer and opened fire on the monkeys. "I just love the smell of gun powder in the morning!" Alex said with an evil grin........................
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jun 26, 01, 10:24:46 am CDT
but as he stepped backward he slipped on the banana skiins and slid right towards the biggest ape he ever saw.. It was at least 10 feet tall and it was looking very mean. It was juggling a pineapple in it's hands, when suddely it pulled the pin and tossed it towards Alex. Whoosh, a giant explosion light up the beach. bulldozer parts, dead monkeys, falling palm trees and lots of sand went flying.
Where was Alex?  Was this the end of Alex? Nooo! The dust clears up and ....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jun 27, 01, 06:52:21 am CDT
and Shadow woke him up. They were on a beach in the middle of no where. "Where are we?" Alex asked.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Ariel on Jun 27, 01, 10:36:26 am CDT
Alex was completely dazed by his dream...what the hell was a bulldozer? What was grey poupon??? Who the hell was Tom Hanks and why did he have an inflatible ball??? And where did Alex get that gun and know how to use it? Alex decided to put the dream from his mind and concentrate on what Shadow was saying to him.
"the ship is destroyed and we are the only two survivors. Somehow we washed up on this beach. I have a feeling its the beach we have been looking for."
Alex stood and looked around him. He saw...
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jun 27, 01, 12:08:33 pm CDT
just up from the beach were a string of fancy hotels and beach umbrellas. A boardwalk seemed full of scantily clad bodies and many photographers. "Oh No,This must be Cannes during the Film Festival." Alex and Shadow moved closer to the boardwalk. "Hey That looks like Tom Hanks. " Maybe it wasn't all a dream, Alex thought. Just then a beachball
landed at Shadow's feet. He reached up to pick up the ball as beautiful girl came running up to get the ball. "Miss, here's your ball. What's happening up there?. She smiled and said "
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 01, 01, 06:40:15 pm CDT
"An Adult Movie extravaganza. All the top porn stars are there. It has been said that even the most hard up virgin, like your friend here, could get some." Shadow and Alex both could have been knocked over by a feather. Shadow was thinking, "How could I have forgotten about this? I must have lost my tickets."

While Alex's worst fear was realized. "It shows that much. I wish someone would put me out of my misery."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 02, 01, 09:33:19 am CDT
"You're kinda cute Alex",said the girl with the beach ball."My girl friends and I are having a party tonight. Wanna come"
Alex and Shaddow nodded together as much impressed by the invitation as with the young girl hold the ball close to her chest.
 "It's a no brainer that the long dry spell is over." Said Alex.
Arriving at the party, Alex and Shadow looked in the open front door to see....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 02, 01, 09:48:21 am CDT
Wall to wall naked chicks!!!!!!! The chick with the beach ball, Sandy, came up to them and said "Come on in boys. Remember to take your clothes off as this is a 'No Clothes' housing developement."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 02, 01, 02:05:12 pm CDT
What a developement!. said Shadow. Shadow and Alex quickly got rid of their clothes and stepped into the house. As they did they heard a crack of electricity. Boom. As their eyes cleared. They found themselves on a boat in a deserted ocean in a lightning storm. Their clothes had been burned off by a bolt of lightning. They were now really awake. "What happened to the Beach ball? said Alex. "What Happened to the naked women, is what you mean" said Shadow.
 Reaching for the oars they started to paddle away from the storm. A dim light on the far horizon began to glow stronger. The aim their small boat towards it. Whe they got closer they saw it was coming from a ...
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 05, 01, 06:20:49 am CDT
From a strange looking ship. In fact it was the ship from the dream. A man at the top of the mast asked "Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

"What's that?" asked Shadow.

"Huh?" asked Alex.

"Right, then. Morons off the port bow. Gunner front and center!! Fire at Will!" said the man in the ship.

"There isn't anyone named Will down here, you dipstick!" retorted ALex.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 05, 01, 09:17:35 am CDT
paddling quickly under the prow of the ship, Alex and Shadow grabbed a stray rope and quickly climbed on deck.
 Alex finds a flare gun , carelessly left lying about and confronts the captain. "Here's to your Grey Poupon". Alec cries.. He fires the flare and off flies the captains hat in flames. The noise and light attracts a flock of seagulls.
Mistaking the captain and crewman for statues they do what birds do to statues. This gives Alex and Shadow time to raid the crews quarters for clothes. Taking control of the ship. They start the engine and head for what might be the nearest shore. Spotting  a lighthouse and tall cliffs, the made for an opening in the cliffface and a sandy beach.
They hauled the captain and his crewman out of the cabin.Alex and wired ahead for the local constabulary to haul them away on various chardges but the most important was the use of a phony British accent. Walking past the cliffs they caught a #5 bus to Santa Monica pier where the adventure had started out. "At last to be home", said Alex.
"Thanks for visiting me from back East, Shadow." As they approached the Pier, the bus door opened and...
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 05, 01, 12:05:36 pm CDT
Alex stopped and turned towards Shadow and said "I thought you were going to get me laid?"
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 05, 01, 12:55:52 pm CDT
"later Dude", This is LA, there's plenty action around. Especially in the Hollywood Hills, Movie stars,..." After grabbing their gear from the lockers, they rented a wreck and drove to the hills. " This looks like a great place. All those chicks on roller blades going by, we should see some action here." just then two girls stopped their blades and came over. They asked Shadow " What .....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 05, 01, 11:52:33 pm CDT
is this virgin doing hear?

Shadow told the ladies that he wanted to get laid and asked if they would do the boy too. "It will cost you both. We usually don't do virgins, but he's kinda cute and, well, we owe you one Shadow."
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 06, 01, 01:08:09 pm CDT
jumping in the rent a wreck they drove up to the Hollywood sign. "Who's going to be first and who is going to take the souvenir photos", the girls asked.
Alexander said "Darn I forgot the camera. Let me go get it first."
"Now I know why he is still a virgin." siad the girl with the pink skirt.
 ""Yeh said the other one. Why are you with him?
"Well... He"s my best bud and..."
"Losers , the both of you then", she said and the two girls skated off.
Alex returns with the camera.
"Where are the girls?  he said. Shadow replied" Don't even go there."
"Oh well I'll get a picture of the sign at least. Where i Almost lost my Amateur status." Flash, Bang!
A sky diver landed nearby. Taking his helmet off he was revealed to be ...
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 10, 01, 01:27:07 pm CDT
the history professor. "Come you two. It is time to get back on track with this adventure. I have the map that is needed to get to the altar on the island. Now we just need to get to the island."

"But professor, we don't know what island it is," replied Alex.

"We do to. We just need to get a boat and a crew," said Shadow.

"Well then," said the Professor, " let's get going!"
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 11, 01, 11:41:23 am CDT
Driving their car back to the Santa Monica pier. they turned it in and went onto the pier. A boat rental campany was there advertizing three hour cruises of the harbor. In a hurry they bought tickets and joined the rest of the passengers. Among the others were Ginger and Maryann. The Howels were an elderly couple, poor but nice and Ginger and mayann were their pet poodles.  The Skipper and his mate set off on the tour.  The motor suddely conked out and the skipper broak out the oars and started paddling to the nearest harbor island.
"Don't worry folks this happens all the Time. "My mate forgot as usual to fill the gas tanks." "I've got fuel stored on the island and we'll get back with no problem"
His mate thought to himself "Should I tell hime now?, Naw he'd only be madder at me now"
 They reached the island and Shadow , Alex, The professor, the Howels and their dogs Ginger and maryann and the skipper and his mate disembarked. "I'll go get the fuel and we'll be right off again". said the skipper. Alex asked the mate what he had been thinking before. Slowly the mate replied 'The captain ain't gonna like it but ....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 12, 01, 04:10:23 pm CDT
"We ain't got any fuel. I traded it to a couple of midgets dressed in green with an Irish accent for a pot of gold."

"WHAT?! You mean we are stuck on this damn Island?" queried Shadow. "How much was the gold worth, pipsqueak?"

"Who you callin a pipsqueak MR. I-can't-get-my-friend-laid? Anyway, it was worth $10,000,000,000. Do you think I would pass up the chance to be richer than Bill Gates?"
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 13, 01, 08:51:11 am CDT
"Well, we might as well explore this island as we'll all be here for a long time" said Shadow. The search parties decided to split up and Alex and Shadow decided to climb up the mountain in the middle of the island. It was steep but they didn"t need ropes to get to the top. Several hours had passed. Arriving at the top, they found a paved road surprize, surprize, they could see buildings and a harbor on the other side. Coming into the harbor was a ferryboat.
"Ah" This must be Catalina and that would be the town of Avalon with its' famous casino. Won't the others be sstonished at their good luck. Looking back the way they came they saw the little boat starting to pull out to sea, heading West.
"Hey they must have found some fuel" "They are leaving without us" said Alex.
"Forget them, Said Shadow, we have found our own way home."
Later after they walked down the road to the Casino and bought tickets for the ferry They looked over their heads. In back of the mountain there wasa darkening sky.
"lets get to the ferry and get on board before that storm gets here.
 "You know, that our recent friends are heading into the storm" "No telling where they might wind up. Boy that was some three hour cruise" said Shadow.
"Hey I just had an idea for a TV series. I guess we'd have to change a few things to protect the innocent, you know"
Said Alex. "Think it might get us a few bucks?"
"Nah", said Shadow. "Who'd believe such a story?"
"You're prbably right" said Alex. Getting on the ferry they met a young girl wearing a red hood.
"Nobody would believe her story." Thought both Alex and Shadow after they left the ferry. They way she told it all she was doing was walking through a forest and suddenly she met a ....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Aramis on Jul 22, 01, 05:38:21 am CDT
figure, dressed head to foot in black. His full sleeved shirt under a leather jerkin, his black fencing gauntlets,, his black trousers (which, she noted, presented his "package" in a most appealing way) and his black cavalier boots.(but for some reason all she could make out of his face was a black van dyke beard and black hair), a rapier hung at his side, it's hilt resembling twisting oak leaves. "Who are you" the girl in the red hood asked, her eyes wide with fear. "I am the spirit of Rogues Past, Present and Future. And I come with glad tidings for young Alex. I have seen fit to grant him the charisma he needs to rid himself of the burden of his virginity. At this the girl in the red hood started laughing, "He's a virgin?" "oh man, this is too good to be true. That damned wolf told me if I found him a virgin, he'd leave me the hell alone" She turned and ran back towards Alex, as the spirit looked at her and...........
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 23, 01, 10:28:43 am CDT
and raised his rapier. As he spun it about he accidently chopped off Red Riding Hoods Head.
"oh Bother" said the Spirit. "back to fencing classes for me".
At this moment, the wolf raced in.
"What have you done? You, You, You spiteful spirit" said the wolf.
"just when i have it all set up to relieve this young man of his burden, you have to interfere"
With that the wolf started to chase the spirit away through the forest.
Alas Alex was left alone with the headless corpse of miss hood.
"Yuck" He said as he walked away in the opposite direction.
Suddenly he came upon  a small cottage. He decided to enter.
He saw three bowls of porridge (oat meal to you modern dudes). A big bowl, a medium bowl and a small bowl.
and three chairs and three beds, yes  they all came in big, medium and small sizes.
Sleeping on one of the beds was a blond babe. Just when he managed to reach the bed, he heard the front door opening.
In walked ....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 24, 01, 08:18:20 am CDT
A beautiful brunette and redhead. They walked over to the blonde and said "She is so sexy. I wonder if she would like to fuck? Would you like to join us, sir? We really need a man with us." Alex, without his usual restraint, stripped and said "Let's go! I'm ready!"
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 25, 01, 11:25:15 am CDT
Just then the blond turned over and a mask slipped off her face. She was hairy and had a big snout and large teeth. As she moved the dressed pulled away and there she was  the very image of mamma bear. At this the brunette and blond ran out saying. "I didn't expect that kind of action but if you want us  get back on that boat". Mamma Bear walked toward Alex. She said "you know it does get lonely here. Ever since that Goldilocks came I can't keep Papa and Babby Bear home."
Alex slowly backed away from Mamma Bear, slipped out the door and ran back to the pier, just in time to see the boat leave. Yes the girls were on deck. They waved at alex and then set up shop. the boat was well underway and so were the girls.
 Alex sat on a bench by the dock. As he sat he saw a rowboat approaching. Rowing as fast as he could was a ....
 Alex sat down on the pier
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Magnus on Jul 25, 01, 02:05:19 pm CDT
Shadow. He said "let's get the frell out of here before mamma bear gets here." Alex was getting into the boat when his footing slipped and he fell in the water. He was going down and couldn't swim. Then suddenly.....
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 25, 01, 02:47:39 pm CDT
he felt himself pulled out of the water and into that rowboat. He turned to see who had saved him andsaw it was...
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: Etian on Jul 25, 01, 03:00:59 pm CDT
Cosgrove the happy talking dolphin, "Thank Neptune I got here in time" said Cosgrove the happy talking dolphin.
 "So do you have a plan or did you want to thrash about in the water a bit more?" asked Cosgrove happily.
Title: Alexander's Wonderous Transformation
Post by: johnians on Jul 25, 01, 03:24:17 pm CDT
before Alex could respond, he saw the dolphin remove his head?. "Shadow, come off it. you almost scared me to death"
Shadow replied " I've been looking all over for you. You wont believe the party i was just at. "i can just imagine," said Alex. What's with the Dolphin suit. Didn't you wear that last year at the rogues' party. You were trying to make out with the mermaid".
 Shadow replied yea but I ...
Title: Replying to Topic 'Alexander's Wonderous Transformation'
Post by: Magnus on Jun 17, 02, 05:39:11 pm CDT
"I kinda liked the coziness of the costume. I wanted to see if it stilled worked. Now if only we could just get sober. I hate all this crap in my veins," replied Shadow.
Title: Replying to Topic 'Alexander's Wonderous Transformation'
Post by: johnians on Jun 18, 02, 07:25:05 pm CDT
just then Shadow doubled over and puked over the side.,
"looks like you got your wish" said Cosgrove.
As he said this a large shark approached the boat. It was a Great White.
 Just as it appeared to be charging the boat, it turned over and died.
"What were you drinking", asked Cosgrove. "It seems you just killed a shark."
Shadow replied weakly, "oh just some recipe I found on the web at a rogueish site."
"I think it was called "Fruit Cup" One sip and you toss your fruits.

"let's get to shore", said Cosgrove "Alex and you can dry off ."

"Thats fine with me" said Alex.
When they approached the dock there were helicopters circling and they saw...