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Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Madmage on Jul 06, 03, 06:20:10 pm CDT
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Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Magnus on Jul 06, 03, 07:05:08 pm CDT
Can I get that without the stuffed arm thing? ::cwm17::
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Post by: Meric on Jul 06, 03, 09:33:34 pm CDT
Are Asian women used to their man sleeping in a button down shirt?
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Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 06, 03, 11:38:06 pm CDT
Jesus Tap-dancin' Christ!!  Talk about enabling co-dependent obsessive behavior.... :lol:
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Post by: Sir Rob on Jul 07, 03, 02:13:47 am CDT
i've been replaced lmao.
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Locksley on Jul 07, 03, 06:15:16 am CDT
I wonder what the right hands doing? :lol:
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Reaver on Jul 08, 03, 09:05:42 pm CDT
Ahhhhhh......


So THAT'S the sound of one hand clapping!!! :wink:

Does this mean that if a tree falls in the woods it falls on a Japanese chick?????? :?

Just a Ponderin',

Sean the R.
Swingin' Cap'n Merrill ::arr:
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Draco on Jul 08, 03, 10:33:20 pm CDT
It's a good thing they put that shirt on it.... otherwise this mighta have to have been moved to the Redlight district... :D
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Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 08, 03, 10:54:32 pm CDT
They so obviously don't have rogue's there! A pretty woman with an empty bed.....  Not in my world
Sven
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Meric on Jul 08, 03, 11:29:56 pm CDT
They have rogues. They're called the US military that are stationed over there. Whatever country you're in the women seem to love American men.
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 08, 03, 11:49:52 pm CDT
Quote from: "Treon"
They have rogues. They're called the US military that are stationed over there. Whatever country you're in the women seem to love American men.

Very true but the Military is bound by the U.C.M.J. (Unified code of military justice) it's cardinal rule "thou shalt not annoy the local populace" (by absconding with their women):P
Sven
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Meric on Jul 09, 03, 07:40:13 am CDT
Well, the married women are safe. Single ones are fair game though.

And what's this about not being able to hide with their women?
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 09, 03, 08:31:19 am CDT
but if they are hiding and they are as good as we are .......
I guess that means we will never know :P
Sven
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Post by: Dread Pirate Bob on Jul 09, 03, 08:56:55 am CDT
Quote from: "Treon"
Well, the married women are safe. Single ones are fair game though.

And what's this about not being able to hide with their women?
All I can say is "Remember Okinawa"
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 09, 03, 01:11:26 pm CDT
Quote from: "Dread Pirate Bob"
Quote from: "Treon"
Well, the married women are safe. Single ones are fair game though.

And what's this about not being able to hide with their women?
All I can say is "Remember Okinawa"


Oouch !!!! considering our general populace and it's record on such crimes. Our Military forces have a stirling record in any comparison. They should not be judged on the action of a couple of people regarding a single incident that happened years ago! Especially when this happens daily  in our general populace. Our people in Uniform represent the best of us not the worst!!!!!!!
Sven
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Heather McInnes on Jul 10, 03, 06:48:18 am CDT
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Quote from: "Dread Pirate Bob"
Quote from: "Treon"
Well, the married women are safe. Single ones are fair game though.

And what's this about not being able to hide with their women?
All I can say is "Remember Okinawa"


Oouch !!!! considering our general populace and it's record on such crimes. Our Military forces have a stirling record in any comparison. They should not be judged on the action of a couple of people regarding a single incident that happened years ago! Especially when this happens daily  in our general populace. Our people in Uniform represent the best of us not the worst!!!!!!!
Sven

It wasn't only a couple of years ago, it seems to happen on a regular basis....there was something on the news again recently about rape in Okinawa by a serviceman.  Also, Dread Pirate Bob is a former Marine, so it hits a little closer to home for him...a black mark on his beloved Corps.
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Post by: Meric on Jul 10, 03, 10:59:46 am CDT
Yes, unfortunately a lot of things like that are committed by sevicemen. Several people went to jail for rape from my unit when I was in.
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Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 10, 03, 12:11:22 pm CDT
If I was to note every rape that happened is the general populace today, it would take days to compile a list .I do believe the Military has a much better record by far then the rest of the country.

One should note that things such as the incident in Okinowa will garner much more media attention then the numerous incidents occuring daily in any municipality across the US.

For example
If one were to note the number of such crimes commited by any one segment of society, such as say a police officers. It  would seem sensational (just like with the Military)the media would be all over the story , but the actual numbers of simalar incidents commited by other police officers,I believe would actually be miniscule in comparison to the general population.

Because we hear of such things on the national news we pay attention.  It points to a particular segment of society. However if these same things happen in every community daily we dont here about it (ie I dont get the local news from Cleveland Ohio here in Florida)unless it is considered sensational(just like with the Military).

Again I believe the People serving our country are the best of us on par with police and fire personel. In every regard
they all deserve our thanks and respect
Sven
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Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 10, 03, 12:25:09 pm CDT
*looking around, raising hand*

Um, I have a question....

Wasn't the original post that Mage threw up here about a one-armed body pillow wearing a button down shirt???

did I miss something??

I'm not trivializing the topic of rape by ANY means, but GEEZE...IT'S A BODY PILLOW.  WITH AN ARM, EVEN...IT WAS FUNNY 2 DAYS AGO, REMEMBER??!?!   :D   Talk about off topic... :roll:

You kids get too serious too quickly!  Lighten up, this wasnt meant as a "let's persecute the US military" thread.  Dumb body pillow....keep repeating that...the more you say it and look at the picture in the original post, the funnier it becomes..

Sorry, but I get a little cranky when seemingly harmless posts get turned into forums for political debate...

*donning flame retardant suit*

Ok, I'm ready now--flame throwers at the ready....aim...FIRE!!
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Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 10, 03, 12:45:08 pm CDT
:eek: damn I hate when that happens

Sven
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Post by: Meric on Jul 10, 03, 01:56:26 pm CDT
I'd just like to point out that I didn't do it this time. :D
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Post by: Gideon on Jul 10, 03, 04:33:16 pm CDT
*looks around sheepishly*

It's wasn't me this time either.
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Post by: Hallertauer on Jul 10, 03, 06:00:03 pm CDT
I agree whole heartedly with you Sven! ::guinness::  I raise my glass in salute to the fine young men and women of the United States Military
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Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 10, 03, 06:49:43 pm CDT
Quote from: "Hallertauer"
I agree whole heartedly with you Sven! ::guinness::  I raise my glass in salute to the fine young men and women of the United States Military

Why thank you sir ! I will join you in your salute
Sven
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 11, 03, 08:38:14 am CDT
*sigh*

Oh well...boys will be boys, I guess... *shrug*

Good thing you all are cute and keep me entertained...or else I woulda been outta here a LONG time ago...  :wink:

Amusedly,
~D
 :P
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 11, 03, 09:29:43 am CDT
Well as long as you are amused. Can I get a drink now????  I'll take a pint of Strongbow please!
Sven
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Meric on Jul 11, 03, 01:35:43 pm CDT
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Well as long as you are amused. Can I get a drink now????  I'll take a pint of Strongbow please!
Sven


That sounds good. It's been a while since I've had one of those. Make that two, I'll buy.
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 11, 03, 01:43:16 pm CDT
Quote from: "Treon"
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Well as long as you are amused. Can I get a drink now????  I'll take a pint of Strongbow please!
Sven


That sounds good. It's been a while since I've had one of those. Make that two, I'll buy.


*sitting, looking around blankly into space humming happily to herself*

Huh??  Wha...?  *blink blink*   ::omg::

Drinks?  Where?  Oh, wait...I guess that's my job...  :D

*hops over the bar, and skillfully slides 2 tankards of Strongbow to Treon an' Sven*

There ya go, boys...anythin' else??   ::innocnt:
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Meric on Jul 11, 03, 01:47:51 pm CDT
The only other thing I request is your company.

*Treon says as he more than substancially tips her for her services.*
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 11, 03, 01:53:22 pm CDT
Quote from: "Treon"
The only other thing I request is your company.

*Treon says as he more than substancially tips her for her services.*


I thank ye, kind sir  *stuffs her tip down the front of her bodice*   :D  

And I seem to be here for the duration. *looks around the empty room*  If things don't pick up in here soon, I may not be able to pay bills...*pouty face*  

I think I shall pour one for myself, while I am back here... :twisted:
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Tempest_Gypsy on Jul 11, 03, 02:53:58 pm CDT
Quote from: "Donnaccia"
*sigh*

Oh well...boys will be boys, I guess... *shrug*

Good thing you all are cute and keep me entertained...or else I woulda been outta here a LONG time ago...  :wink:

Amusedly,
~D
 :P


Ditto.
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Meric on Jul 11, 03, 03:34:37 pm CDT
I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say thank you. And the same goes for you wenches.
You think a bunch of rogues would all want to hang out all the time if there weren't any wenches around?
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 11, 03, 03:37:12 pm CDT
Quote from: "Treon"
I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say thank you. And the same goes for you wenches.
You think a bunch of rogues would all want to hang out all the time if there weren't any wenches around?


What?  It's not our intelligent conversation and enlightening viewpoints that keeps you around??

I'm shocked...   :eek:

*unceremoniously fluffs and yanks on her bodice*

What???!  *looks around*   :twisted:

 :wink:
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 11, 03, 05:04:10 pm CDT
Frankly I have never made excuses so, yes only on Lighthearted conversation  and a big yes on an amply filled Bodice to oogle while I am Charming my way in
Sven
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Meric on Jul 12, 03, 02:28:14 am CDT
Honesty will get you everywhere. As long as you're carefull about what you're honest about.  :twisted:
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Christian Cristos on Jul 12, 03, 09:54:52 pm CDT
Quote from: "Treon"
Honesty will get you everywhere. As long as you're carefull about what you're honest about.  :twisted:
and where you want to go  8)
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Shadow Dweller on Jul 13, 03, 09:08:00 am CDT
I agree with everyone..Our Service men and women deserve high kudos as long as the deserve them....
The body pillow is damed funny...
and most importantly,no lovely Asian woman (or any other country's fems) should be alone in bed....
                                                                         ~Shaodow Dweller
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 13, 03, 10:47:08 pm CDT
Quote from: "Shadow Dweller"
I agree with everyone..Our Service men and women deserve high kudos as long as the deserve them....
The body pillow is damed funny...
and most importantly,no lovely Asian woman (or any other country's fems) should be alone in bed....
                                                                         ~Shaodow Dweller


But Shadow...the lovely Asian woman ISN'T alone.  Notice how content she looks with her, um...body pillow.....?

OK, I'm sorry.  But that just doesn't cut it...nuthin like a heartbeat and a nice warm body to lull me to sleep...:twisted:

*ahem*

I think I'm going to quit while I'm ahead....

*waiting for one of the boys to jump all over the "heartbeat" and "warm body" comment*

5...4...3...2....aaaaaaaand....GO!  
 :D
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 13, 03, 10:54:59 pm CDT
Sven look at Donnaccia.
His eye's wander up and down . He smiles appreciatively at her, Then orders two shot's of Quervo gold with salt and lime. He then makes his way over to her.........
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 13, 03, 11:24:36 pm CDT
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Sven look at Donnaccia.
His eye's wander up and down . He smiles appreciatively at her, Then orders two shot's of Quervo gold with salt and lime. He then makes his way over to her.........


*accepts the shot gracefully, pushes the "training wheels" to the side and slams the shot, nonchalantly placing the shot glass back on the bar*

Salt and lime???  Really now, what do you think I am, an amateur??  :wink:

Thank you, Sven   :D
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 13, 03, 11:45:49 pm CDT
Quote from: "Donnaccia"
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Sven look at Donnaccia.
His eye's wander up and down . He smiles appreciatively at her, Then orders two shot's of Quervo gold with salt and lime. He then makes his way over to her.........


*accepts the shot gracefully, pushes the "training wheels" to the side and slams the shot, nonchalantly placing the shot glass back on the bar*

Salt and lime???  Really now, what do you think I am, an amateur??  :wink:

Thank you, Sven   :D


Sven grin wickedly and reaches over the bar for the bottle of Quervo 1800 .
He then grabbes the lime and rubbs it slowly on Donnaccia's neck . He then spinkles a little salt on the now moisted portion of her neck  take a large swig of the 1800 and proceed to the salt and lime on her neck. afterwards he smile's and say's " they are only training wheel if you don't use them right "...........
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Donnaccia on Jul 14, 03, 08:30:07 am CDT
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Quote from: "Donnaccia"
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Sven look at Donnaccia.
His eye's wander up and down . He smiles appreciatively at her, Then orders two shot's of Quervo gold with salt and lime. He then makes his way over to her.........


*accepts the shot gracefully, pushes the "training wheels" to the side and slams the shot, nonchalantly placing the shot glass back on the bar*

Salt and lime???  Really now, what do you think I am, an amateur??  :wink:

Thank you, Sven   :D


Sven grin wickedly and reaches over the bar for the bottle of Quervo 1800 .
He then grabbes the lime and rubbs it slowly on Donnaccia's neck . He then spinkles a little salt on the now moisted portion of her neck  take a large swig of the 1800 and proceed to the salt and lime on her neck. afterwards he smile's and say's " they are only training wheel if you don't use them right "...........


Errrm, I have to ask ya...ya gonna PAY for that bottle of 1800 you just took from behind my bar or what???  

A gal's gotta make a livin', ya know... :wink:
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Draco on Jul 16, 03, 07:47:38 pm CDT
Cuervo???? Cuervo???  
talk to me about TRAINING wheels....
:::pulls out bottles of Cabo Millenio & Tres Generaciones Reserve::::
now THAT's TEQUILLA!!!!!

Unless of course anyone's interested in a little pickled worm juice.... :twisted:
Title: Ladies! Lonely in bed?
Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 17, 03, 12:02:52 am CDT
Mescal it is and I get the worm
Sven
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Post by: Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen on Jul 17, 03, 12:05:50 am CDT
Quote from: "Donnaccia"
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Quote from: "Donnaccia"
Quote from: "Kaptain Sven-Ole Svensen"
Sven look at Donnaccia.
His eye's wander up and down . He smiles appreciatively at her, Then orders two shot's of Quervo gold with salt and lime. He then makes his way over to her.........


*accepts the shot gracefully, pushes the "training wheels" to the side and slams the shot, nonchalantly placing the shot glass back on the bar*

Salt and lime???  Really now, what do you think I am, an amateur??  :wink:

Thank you, Sven   :D


Sven grin wickedly and reaches over the bar for the bottle of Quervo 1800 .
He then grabbes the lime and rubbs it slowly on Donnaccia's neck . He then spinkles a little salt on the now moisted portion of her neck  take a large swig of the 1800 and proceed to the salt and lime on her neck. afterwards he smile's and say's " they are only training wheel if you don't use them right "...........


Errrm, I have to ask ya...ya gonna PAY for that bottle of 1800 you just took from behind my bar or what???  

A gal's gotta make a livin', ya know... :wink:


Sven tosses a some money  on the bar and say's "just let me know when that run's out"