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Richard Bradwardyn

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« on: Dec 28, 01, 10:53:34 am CST »

Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: "Mommy what's that?"
somewhat flustered she quickly replies: "Well dear that is my sponge." Content with her answer off he goes...Later he runs into the livingroom and asks "Mommy may I play with your sponge?" again his mother is flustered and quickly states "Why, no you may not, I lost it." O.K. this pacifies him and back out to play. Later Johnny races into the kitchen yelling "Mommy I found the sponge, I found the sponge." Confused tha mother asks "You did and where did you find it?"
Johnny proudly stated "The maids got it and she is washing Daddy's face with it."
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 29, 01, 10:28:56 am CST »

DOH!!!

No more sponges for Daddy for a while!!!

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 29, 01, 02:22:57 pm CST »

bad daddy good joke even  my dad liked it.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 29, 01, 08:44:43 pm CST »

ROTFLMAO!!!!

How did I miss this one? And more importantly, where can I get a couple of sponges?
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 30, 01, 12:55:54 pm CST »

In Thialand, they have girls that use their "sponge" on your entire body (head to toe) with soap and water. Makes you want to be the cleanest person on the planet. Three or four baths a day....
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